So i went to the doctor...
and i asked him for birth control for my 11 yea...
Doctor Jokes
Joke of century
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...
This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I'm sorry to inform you, but you have AIDS"
the doctor then tells him "we're going to put y...
Not only do I have Cancer, MS, Parkinson's Disease, Cystic Fibrosis, and Alzheimer’s; I went to the Doctor today and he told me that I have another weird-named disease:
Hypochondria.
Prayers please, every upvote cou...
What did the bear say after eating the doctor?
I feel M.D. inside.
I think I will have to go to the doctor soon.
My father is a hypochondriac and I think it's h...
A moth goes to the doctor one night...
A moth goes to the doctor one night. They sit d...
A man goes to see his Chinese eyedoctor
The eye doctor looks in the patient's eye, then...
Very Funny IT HURTS!!
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
Another knock knock joke
X: Knock knock.
Y: Who's there?
X: Doctor.
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough,...
...as they could not afford a larger bed. So th...
The Gender of the Baby
A pregnant woman goes for a routine pregnancy c...
A very smart baby is born.
He is already able to speak. He looks at his mo...
An elderly woman was at the doctor's office...
She asked why she was so sore all the time. He ...
Man says to Wojak
But Wojak it is time to evolve
Doctor says Bern...
A guy walks into the doctors office
the doctor says, I have good news and bad news,...
But man says
But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe
A man goes to the doctor
"Doc" he says "you gotta help me. I hurt everyw...
A suicidal boy....
A suicidal boy and a doctor are sitting in a me...
So I went to the doctor's office today.
He tells me I need to stop masturbating. I ask ...
A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts "Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm invisible."
The shrink looks at his appointment schedule an...
An old hillbilly goes in for a vasectomy wearing a tuxedo. . .
. . . The doctor asks him when he arrives:
"Si...
A man goes to visit his doctor.
He takes a seat in the examination room and wai...
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."
"Jeremy, you've been a doctor for over 8 years ...
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I ...