I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who.
What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I k...
Doctor Jokes
A man and his ostrich walk into a bar
The bartender asks the what he wants. He asks f...
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital.
"Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 year...
A doctor, a philanthropist, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group of blind golfers.
As they wait for the impaired golfers to painst...
The three most important men in a women's life:
The three most important men in a women's life:...
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up.
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-u...
Doctor vs Patient huge fun
The doctor says, "I have some good news and som...
A fat redneck went to a doctor to check on his heart condition.
The doctor advised him to stop eating meat with...
I was just told by my doctor that I have cancer and alzheimer's.
At least I didn't get cancer!
I'm really upset because I got my doctor's test results
turns out I'm not gonna be a doctor.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?
He was running out of patients.
Lady goes to the doctor and wants a prescription.
The doctor examines her and tells her she just ...
What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?
When you ask the patients "what's the problem?"...
An attractive woman is lying on the gynecologist's table being examined. Suddenly, the doctor shouts...
Doctor: "My goodness! I am going to have to num...
A man complaining of pain in his arm
A man is talking to his friend, and he mentions...
A man goes to the doctor...
...and says to him: doctor, I have a problem. I...
A mathematician walks into the doctor's office...
The mathematician says: Ya know doc I've been f...
A blonde walks into the doctors....
and says 'Doctor! Doctor! Something's wrong wit...
I was sitting in the hospital canteen, when the doctor came over, looking all weepy eyed.
"What's up, doc?" I asked, before tucking into ...
Good jokes
What did the doctor say to the airplane that ha...
An elderly gentleman visits the doctor
The doctor explores some older gentleman: - You...
Doctor "your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas" me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat]
dad: [opens one eye] "You better not be turning...