Doctor Jokes
I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam.
"Over there next to mine" was not the answer I ...
Boudreaux’s Annual Check-Up
Boudreaux, an 80-year-old Louisiana Cajun, goes...
The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board
From the back a guy shouts "I'm a vegan!"
Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep...
..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling...
Whilst drunk at a family gathering, my uncle told the entire family this joke...
A man was waiting for news of his child's birth...
A baker goes to see his doctor...
A baker goes to see his doctor due to an irrita...
Jack wasn't feeling like himself so he went to the doctors.
One day, Jack wasn't feeling like himself so he...
A woman goes to a doctor's office
A woman goes to the doctor to ask about her hus...
What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?
A pedal physician in the fetal position.
The Farmer in the Hospital (joke told to me in 1994 by Polish salmon fisherman John Haywood jr)
A weird hillbilly farmer ends up marrying the m...
Temper cure
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her ...
BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she go...
What do you call a person who kills babies and gets paid for it?
An abortion doctor.
THE BIG CRASH
It is the middle of the night in the middle of ...
A Man and foolish/stupid/dolt/idiot DOCTOR
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, whe...
A guy walks into a doctor's office with a banana stuck up his nose.
He says to the doctor "Doc, I don't know what's...
I'm not a doctor...
so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little s...
After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor...
Their doctor tells them that many people find i...
Skin Graft
A married couple was in a terrible accident whe...
Why does doctor pepper come in a can?
Because his wife is dead
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma...
...After nearly six months, she wakes up to fin...
I asked my doctor how bad my breath is.
"You see that broccoli over there?" he pointed....
Guy goes to the doctor for a prostate exam
Doctor warns him, "It is normal to get an erect...