This guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I'm sorry to inform you, but you have AIDS"

the doctor then tells him "we're going to put you in a locked room, and put you on a special diet of just pizza and pancakes."

The guy asks the doctor "oh, will that cure me?"

the doc says "nope, but its the only food we can slide under the door!"

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