An old hillbilly goes in for a vasectomy wearing a tuxedo. . .

. . . The doctor asks him when he arrives:

"Sir, why are you wearing a tuxedo?"

To which the old hillbilly responds:

"You said I was gonna be impotent. I figured if I's gonna be Impotent, I better look Impotent too."

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