"Doc" he says "you gotta help me. I hurt everywhere"
"Everywhere?" asks the Doctor "how so?"
"It's like this, I push my side with my finger, and it hurts. I push my leg with my finger, and it hurts. I push my arm with my finger, it hurts"
"oh well that's a simple fix" the doctor replies
"how so?"
"you've broken your finger"
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