He takes a seat in the examination room and waits for his physician to walk in. After a few minutes, the doctor walks in with the patient's chart.
He looks at the man, pauses, looks at his chart, back to the man and then back to the chart.
The doctor looks the man straight in the eye and says, "Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masturbating."
The man looks at him and asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "So I can examine you."
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