Which doctor should you see when you have a stomach bug?
The gastro-entomologist.
Doctor Jokes
Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor?
Because he felt grizzly after months of unbeara...
So a guy goes into a hospital...
A guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's ...
Liver
Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlar...
A man goes to the doctor...
After a few tests his results are finally in.
...
Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital.
NoUrImmature, you've been a doctor for eight ye...
I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family...
I told him "I have an aunt who wants to vote fo...
The Egyptian man became a bone doctor...
They called him a Cairopractor
A man goes into a doctor's office
A man goes into doctor's office and sits down.
...
The Jewish talking dog
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and sa...
I went to the doctor yesterday.
He said that I had contracted a very serious il...
Man visits doctor to get test results. [Irish Humour]
Paddy is having a chat with his doctor about so...
A teenager goes to the doctor for a routine checkup.
The nurse looks at him scornfully and says,
"...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
About time! You're alread...
doctor: your test results have come
patient: what does it say?
doctor : but first ,...
Doctor asks a patient...
Do you use drugs or alcohol?
Patient: Nope, but...
What do you call a black person with a PHD?
A Doctor you racist!
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma...
6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor ...
A man works as a mohel within his Jewish community his entire life.
He performs nearly 14,000 brises over the cours...
Just thought of this one.
Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them is g...
A women comes into the doctors office..
And says: "Doctor, my husband is always very ag...
A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor
The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G ...
Yeah, I'm starting to agree
with my doctor calling me a hypochondriac.
Stil...
Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions..
Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem??
Darre...