Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Chad never changed.

This is my first joke, I'm formatting on mobile...

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination.

They start talking as the doctor is examining h...

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...

A skeleton went to the doctor...

A skeleton went to the doctor one day and said
...

Doctor has a point.

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head f...

A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor.

A couple are rushing into the hospital because ...

A man goes to the doctors

A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a ...

A patient that can't talk visits a doctor.

The doctor asks him to lay is hand on the table...

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."


The doctor asked the man to explain more.
The ...

A patient wakes up and yells "I can't feel my legs!!!"

The doctor says, "Of course you can't! I amputa...

So an Evangelical Republican Senator goes in for a prostate exam...

The doctor gives him a clean bill of health, an...

An elderly man goes to visit the cardiologist...

An elderly fellow is at the doctor's office bac...

A three-year old walks

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady ...

I went to get a physical the other day...

And the doctor told me that I had to stop mastu...

I'm speechless

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a termin...

My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia...

... like it's not enough that I'm fat.

A woman suddenly has a stroke and is rushed to the hospital...

A few hours later, the doctor emerges from the ...

My doctor told me I am anorexic

Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat

Blonde goes to the Doctor...

A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every...