A man goes into doctor's office and sits down.
The doctor says "OK, from your latest tests I've got some good news and bad news... Which do you want to hear first?"
The man thinks for a moment. "Um... Good news."
The doctor replies with "You have 24 hours to live."
The man, shocked at this response, objects. "24 hours to live? Then what is the dang bad news?"
The doctor shrugs and says "I forgot to call you yesterday."
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