Paddy is having a chat with his doctor about some recent tests that Paddy had.
The doctor turns to Paddy and says 'I've got good news and bad news.'
'Go on', said Paddy.
'The good news is you have 24 hours to live', the doctor said.
The doctor is now visibly sweating which only makes Paddy worse as well.
The doctor hesitantly delivers the bad news:
'The bad news, Paddy, is that I should have told you yesterday.'
;)
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