with my doctor calling me a hypochondriac.
Still a bit skeptical its a misdiagnosis though.
And even more skeptical now because when I came home, hoping to relax with a hot shower, it suddenly dawned on me... I'm no hypochondriac! I'm schizophrenic! And I'm sure of it because everyone cheered when I finally figured it out.
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