Doctor Jokes
A pregnant woman gets caught in the crossfire of a bank robbery...
She gets shot, and wakes up in the hospital onl...
A man walks into his doctor's surgery and says "Doc, I'm experiencing some discomfort downstairs"
The Doctor takes a look and says "well I think ...
I've recently had severe bowel incontinence, so I decided to consult my doctor before starting up a daily powerwalking routine...
When I asked how my condition will affect my wa...
A cartoon walks into a plastic surgeons office...
The doctor asks, “What’s wrong?” And the toon s...
I went to the doctor today.
My doctor told me that if I had one more drink...
A Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for speeding, and asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer a...
Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids
He did and it was rather uncomfortable
Im from the Income Tax Department.
The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of he...
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"
Doctor says "you have an abscess"
Man says "how...
A man goes to the doctor with a terrible rash on his nuts
The doctor says, "well you'll have to stop mast...
Shooting the Dog
A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she...
Doctor,doctor!
A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is be...
A hypochondriac goes to the doctor,
complaining about his usual long list of sympto...
An English professor told his class that they wouldn't be meeting for a few weeks.
"I don't want you to worry," said the professor...
the doctor tells his patient that he has alzheimer's
and the patient replies
"alzheimer? i hardly k...
Zookeeper's helper
A small zoo in Mississippi obtained a very rare...
Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is ac...
What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?
"Get a womb, you two."
I think my doctor is trying to come on to me...
He said I had a cute angina.
A joke my grandpa told me
A man goes to the doctor for a rectal exam. The...
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth...
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. T...
A woman goes to a sleazy doctor complaining that she doesn’t feel very well...
Before she can say any more, he tells her to go...
HAGS disease
"I am afraid you have HAGS disease," the doctor...