A catholic priest and an Indian named John...
One Friday afternoon on the reservation John an...
Deer Jokes
What do you call a baby deer's droppings?
FawnDoo!
Nailed it.
Ole and Sven are out deer hunting...
Ole and Sven are out deer hunting one day. They...
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts...
what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer...
2 deer walk out of a bar
1st deer: Man that was crazy in there
2nd: ya I...
Late Lent/Easter Joke
Eino, a Finn from Cook County in northern Minne...
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck.
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina...
So a vulture is in line to board a plane...
and he's got a deer carcass in his claws. The T...
What do deer and women have in common?
The hornier, the better!
3 statisticians go hunting
They see a deer. The first statistician shoots,...
Two blondes are walking in the woods...
They come across some tracks. The first blonde ...
Alright, dammit. Native American jokes it is.
"Father, tell me again about how we get our nam...
The Good Natured Hunter
Two old fellows are out hunting. The one with t...
A deer is walking by a house...
when it sees a crow fly into a window. The deer...
What do you call a deer without eyes?
No-eye deer!
Note: we are from Hicksville, US...
What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC]
I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of ...
Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."
what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .
No...
Great joke to make fun of any profession that is hard to get a job in
I'll be using a musician, since I'm a frustrate...
Three stat professors were out hunting...
...when they came upon a deer by a river.
The ...
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Deer nuts are under a buck.
The bear joke
So there is this avid hunter. He has been going...