Ole and Sven are out deer hunting one day. They aren't having much luck but all of a sudden they hear something in the bushes. Another hunter jumps out and shouts "wait don't shoot me I'm not a deer!" Ole without hesitation fires one off and kills the hunter, Sven is livid "Ole you idiot what did you do that for? That man jumped out of the bushes and and said he wasn't a deer and you shot him anyways." Ole replies "ohhh! I thought he said he WAS a deer!"
P.S. If you like that I have plenty more where that came from.
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