The bear joke

So there is this avid hunter. He has been going deer hunting for 20 years. One year, he decides he needs a new challenge in hunting. He will hunt bears. He goes and buys all the equipment he needs, gets his license, and finally the day comes. He takes his truck out and sits in the camp for days waiting for a bear. Finally, he sees one in the woods. He tracks it, and gets a clear shot. BAM. Shoots it dead, best shot of his life. Puts in in his truck and is driving off when a bear blocks his path.

The bear stands up, walks to his window. The man is as nervous as he has ever been. The bear then taps on his window and motions for him to roll it down. The man is blown away by this bears intelligence, but does it anyways. The bear says, "I see you have a bear in the back there, buddy." The man replies, "Well, yes, its nothing personal but its just my hobby." "Well, that was family see, and we protect family in our woods. Your gonna have a punishment." Right then the bear yanks the guy out of his truck, brutally rapes him on the ground. It was the most horrible thing you've ever seen.

Now, a year has passed. The man can never erase that memory, but in his heart he is a hunter. He decides that he will go again, but once he has his prize, he won't stop for anyone until he is safe at home. He goes out into the woods, sets it up, gets his kill. He is driving out, when he sees the same bear. He yells, "Not this time!" and guns the truck. Unfortunately for him, his truck was one year too old and craps out right in the middle of the road. The man is in full panic, but is too slow. The bear yanks him out, brutally sodomizes him right there.

One year later, YET AGAIN, this man is considering the hunt. He's a simple man, not too much common sense, see. But he won't get foiled this time. He bought a brand new off the line pickup truck and a high powered spare rifle to defend himself. He is driving too the woods, when the sane bear leaps into his path! He hasn't even been hunting yet, but the man tries to back out. The bear puts his hands up to motion nothing will happen. The bear casually walks over, looks at the guy. The man rolls down his window just an inch, when the bear looks at him and says, "You aren't here for the hunting are you?'