when it sees a crow fly into a window. The deer clops over, discovering to his horror that another crow has landed on top of his lifeless comrade and is eating him!
The deer cries out, "Help!" A rabbit scurries over. The rabbit asks the deer what's happening.
The deer turns to the rabbit and says, "It's a murder."
Thanks to /u/epicDougC and /u/lightningmaiden for the inspiration (in [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1r2jz4/what_is_the_most_wtf_thing_you_have_seen_in_real/) thread)
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