A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts
yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The
driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was
an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid
goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the
kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid
smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
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