One for dirty minds!

The Gutter-Mind Test!


1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?


2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?


3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?


4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?


5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?


6). What does a dog do that you can step into?


7). What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?


8). What is hard,six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?


9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?


10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


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*** The Correct Answers ***


1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt,runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name