Milking it!
The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alo...
Cow Jokes
Sister, Got Milk?
There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's...
Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air...
A man was helping one of his cows
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Animal Sounds
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an...
Holey Cow
There was this new preacher in town. Well Farm...
Buy a Tractor
I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND B...
Interupting cow
Knock-knock
who's there?
interupting cow...
Bill Clinton apart from a cow
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a ...
Cow Pants
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
...
Cow or Tractor
If a farmer was only able to choose between bu...
A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer. . .
A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. T...
Nice Cow
There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1...
Knock Knock 84
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
...
Just the Facts
1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...
Cow Pies & Cowgirls
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
...
Form Feed Insurance
Form Feed Insurance form question and answer a...
Vacuum Salesman
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman g...
cows
Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word.
1 - Cows...
Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It lea...
My first time
The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alo...