There was this new preacher in town. Well Farmer Brown came by to talk. In the conversation farmer Brown asked, "Is it true you have a holey cow?"
And the preacher replied,"Why, yes it is."
"Is it all right if i see this Holey Cow?"
"Yes"
so they walked out to the barn and there stood a cow full of holes.
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