Milking it!


The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.


Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.


Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.


I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.


I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.


And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.


At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent

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