The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just her and I.
Her hair so soft,
Her eyes so blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.
I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
To place my hand,
On her breasts.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.
And when she did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time,
Milking a cow!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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