A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come
upon a wishing well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and
throws in a quarter. Her husband decides he wants to make a wish
also. Unfortunately he leans over too far, falls down into the
well and drowns. The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and
then exclaims, "Holy cow, it works!"
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