Warm and cozy

A couple had a son and a daughter. Both married. The mother tells a friend
about her new in-laws.
"My daughter married perfectly. Her young husband adores her. Every morning he
wakes up, goes to the kitchen, prepares breakfast, while my Anne stays in bed,
warm and cozy, like a princess!"
"And what about your son?"
"Don't ask! His marriage is a disaster! He foolishly adores that
good-for-nothing wench. Every morning he wakes up, walks to the kitchen,
prepares breakfast, while she impudently stays in bed warm and cozy, like a
cow!"