15 signs you drank too much


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow tipping � with your Oldsmobile.


14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance
as you blew out your birthday candles.


13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.


12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stolid.


11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.


10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's
pancakes.


9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the
automobile.


8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra
Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.


7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.


6 - Absolute wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape
of a bottle.


5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"


4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find
your pants.


3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a
pan of frying onions.


2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.


1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not
a personal challenge.

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