My British fathers signature Dadjoke

There once were two neighbouring farms, and the two farmers who lived there like many farmers would always adhere to their daily routine.

Every morning at 9 am after feeding all the livestock, they would arrive at their mailboxes at exactly the same time to collect their newspaper and have some smalltalk before heading back up the long road to their farms.

Farmer Brown :"Morning farmer Joe"

Farmer Joe : "Morning farmer Brown"

Farmer Brown : "I heard you had a sick cow last week"

Farmer Joe : "Oh I did all right, a very sick cow"

Farmer Brown : "Well what did you give it?"

Farmer Joe : "Turpentine"


and so they went on their way


A month or so goes by and they meet once again

Farmer Brown :"Morning farmer Joe"


Farmer Joe : "Morning farmer Brown"

Farmer Brown : "I had a sick cow yesterday and I tried turpentine like you said. It died."

Farmer Joe : "yeah mine too"