Two Cows
**Edit: Just to make it clear, I am not taking ...
Cow Jokes
So an engineer, a psychologist, and a physicist are called into a dairy farm that is low on production...
They're each given a day to inspect the farm, t...
What does a cow call his girlfriend?
His significant udder.
My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show
One of the first exhibits we stopped at was the...
what do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean meat!!
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lea...
Is a brain dead cow a vegetable?
My room mate came up with this one earlier, has...
A bull named Hannibal
A bull named Hannibal had a crush on a smoking ...
Why was the mother cow mad at father cow?
Because she had beef with him.
How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the ...
I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III
A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...
Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist?
The cow says "moo".
The cat says "meow". ...
A fine country lady is hosting a dinner party
and she wants to serve her famous Mushroom Soup...
What is the most surprised a cow can be??
UDDERLY SURPRISED!
(Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)
Not so funny on the internet, but try these on your friends.
These are 2 options for knock knock jokes that ...
I was going to tell you a joke about a cow.
But its udderly ridiculous
A rancher and his family have a milk cow...
A rancher and his family have a milk cow, and n...
Cow Joke
What do cows watch in the theaters?
moovie
Who is the most famous cow in France?
Albert Camoo
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was an udder disaster.
^(I'll show myself out)
Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?
His life was at stake.
Badum psh.
It was all a big misunderstanding..
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar get...
A husband and wife went out to dinner
A husband and wife went out to dinner. They set...