So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence...

I was told by the...

So i went home to it and said "You're fat and lazy."

An Afghan, an...

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a...

Grumpy

Q: Which sea animal is very grumpy? A: The crab!

A cowboy walks...

A second later he come back in mad as hell "Okay" he growls "which one of...

What did the...

What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!

Topical Jokes (5/17)

Hey, folks! Back again to fill you all in on what wonderfully weird stuff...

A boy is selling...

To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your...

I named my dog...

If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)

Another Dog With...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It don't matter what you call...

Hotel Dialect

For those of us who travel regularly this conversation should sound...