BUDDISM You have two cows. You do not desire
their milk so you are not unhappy when it is
unavailable. Your lack of desire and dependency
on external sources of happiness is about to let you escape the cycle of life
and suffering (so that you
don't get reincarnated into a cow), but then the
Chinese come and destroy or take away
everything that's yours.
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