An idiot and Cows
Guy1: Thats a bunch of cows.
Farmer: No, a her...
Cow Jokes
Kicking
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning...
Favorite Newspaper Headlines
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops Off S...
Adds Shoud Bee Proof-Read...
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made...
Two Angry Neighbors
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for ...
The Cow
James came to school late.
TEACHER: James, w...
International Cow Economics (politically Dubious!)
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You ...
THE PURCHASE By a Farmer
A farmer had been taken several times by a loca...
Ole and Sven
Ole and Sven are neighbors in Minnesota. Ole is...
A Farmer Getting Soused
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar get...
A Very Special Cow
Q. Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attai...
Cows
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find...
Bored Cow
What does a cow do for entertainment?
Listen...
Meatless Fridays
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into...
Mike Howe
A rancher walked up to the window at the post o...
You Know You're From a Small Town When...
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street i...
Milk Drinking Blond
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A:...
Farm Murder
In the depths of the countryside there lived a ...
More Of Life's Unanswered Questions
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings...
Pie Eating Contest
Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eatin...
Cow U.
What does the "O" and the "N" stand for in 'CLE...
More T-shirt Slogans
* "On the advice of our solicitors, this T-shir...
Cowboy Story
While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian ri...
I Made a Pie
So two farmers are standing next to a cow and o...
Cow and Rabbit
Q: What's the difference between a rabbit and a...