You know you're from Indiana when

* You've never met any celebrities.* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.* "Vacation" means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland.* You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.* You measure distance in minutes.* Down south to you means Kentucky.* You know several people who have hit a deer.* You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute."* Your school classes were canceled because of cold.* Your school classes were canceled because of heat.* You know where all the Yoders live.* You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.* You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.* You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."* You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.* Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.* You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.* You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.* You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."* All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.* De-tassling was your first job.* Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice.* You say catty-wumpus and kitty-corner.* You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.* You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.* When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different."* You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.* You carry jumper cables in your car.* You drink "pop."* You know what "cow tipping" is.