The sky was dark, the moon was high,
all alone just her and I.
I dont know how, but I tried my best,
i started placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart,
and slowly she spreaded her legs apart.
When I did it i felt no shame,
all of a sudden the white stuff came.
Its finally over,its all over now,
my first time ever milking a COW!
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