Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Breeding


What do you get when you breed a cow and a
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Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

The Facts of Life


There was a little boy who walked onto a publi...

Buy a Tractor


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

It's What's for Dinner


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground b...

Leaving for work


Before leaving for work, a man said to his wif...

You know you're in a red-neck hospital when...


Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a sp...

Some things you can't explain


A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar g...

Earlier this year, the dazed


Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanes...

3 Blondes Were Walking in the Forest


3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. ...

Meat or Vegetables?


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more frui...

Some Short Ones...


A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at...

Legless cow


What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Be...

Animal Sounds


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support


One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting f...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads acutally appeared in newspap...

A Frenchman and Two Friends


A frenchman and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hin...

On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February,...


On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only...

Sloshed women


These two women went out for a night on the to...

Sleeping in the barn


A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...

Easy pick up


Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in commo...

Silly cow jokes


what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground...

Steven Wrigth Quotes 3


- When I get real bored, I like to drive downt...