Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Job Application


Young man Murphy applied for an engineering po...

Types of computer viruses


Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and beg...

Programming vs. The Universe


Programming is a race between Software Develop...

Wrong Email Address


It's wise to remember how easily this wonderfu...

MS Word Pinball


Version 6.0: Open a blank document, and type T...

How the Internet Began


Historical Interpetation on how the computer a...

Happily Addicted to the Web


Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"


Door...

Computers In The Movies


THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES


1. Word p...

Talking Frog


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes


Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as da...

Eyes


A girl walks in to the store with two black ey...

Kids on the Internet


My kids love going to the Web, and they keep t...

Programmer Guffaws


How many programmers does it take to screw in ...

Reflections on Life


George Carlin's Reflections on Life:


1. Neve...

Bill Gates in Heaven


Bill Gates goes to Heaven, and St. Peter meets...

Cyber Relationship


CYBER BREAK UP LETTER
Dear [insert screen nam...

Haiku error messages


Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible unhelp...

Shakespearian Computer Story


Through infinite myst, software reverberates
...

Computer lingo guide


Keyboard - Where you're supposed to put the ke...

Technical Cars


Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of...

Pope has email


The Vatican has unveiled a email address for t...

BBS commandments


The 25 bbs commandments:


1 Thou shall love ...

GM -vs.- Microsoft


Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of...

Trouble Shooting?


One of Microsoft's tech support reps was draft...

Silicon Valley Mottos


:Silicon Valley Mottos: - - - - - - - - - - - ...