Bill Gates goes to Heaven, and St. Peter meets him at the gates. "Welcome
to Heaven Bill, you're the big computer tycoon, so would you like to run
our computer system?" "Sure," Bill says, "wow, this rilly is Heaven!"
Peter takes Mr. Gates to a vast computer lab. Bill takes a closer look to
see that it is one gigantic bank of Macintoshes. "These aren't IBM's,"
exclaims Bill. "What did you expect," says St. Peter, "this is Heaven."
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