Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans


Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans


1. Cannot find ...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh

Y2K Status Report...


Y2K Status Report...


''Our staff has comple...

Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.


Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean C...

The Enterprise/Toilet Paper


Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiol...

Robin Hood


Hollywood is working on a year 2005 version of...

There was life before the computer


An application was for employmentA program was...

Bill Gates Part 355,254


Allegedly a letter to the Home Economist:SIR:M...

Computer gender war!


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

Operating systems as beers


Windows NT Beer -- Comes in 32-oz. cans, but y...

The Programmer's Drinking Song


99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the co...

Lee Iacocca with Count Dracula


What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca wit...

Why Date Engineers


10. The world does revolve around us ... we pi...

Gates Vs GM


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

Computer gender war!


A language instructor was explaining to her cl...

An IBM acronym


IBM compatible - IBM contemptible

New Year's Resolutions


New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies......

Usenet


"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants...

Mike Tyson pc


Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer...

Confucius Say....


Confucius say....
Man who fingers g...

Retractions by the NY Times in 1998


The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times...

Unfortunate email addresses


Many Universities colleges, and business's ten...

Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry


10. New seats would require everyone to have t...

Floppy Disc


Proper Care of Floppies: 1. Never leave disket...

this is funny


There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an a...