Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

If this company ran Christmas...


If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...They would ...

It's an Internet World


A teacher asked one of her pupils, 'What's the...

Redneck computer term


Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Lessons from Comp 4


I recently finished up teaching Comp 4, the co...

I was having trouble with


I was having trouble with my computer. So I ca...

Dr. Seuss's Guide to the Internet


Here's an easy game to play.


Here's an easy...

There were two kids


There were two kids (both african american) it...

Techs to Change a Light Bulb?


Q: How many Windows programmers does it take t...

Did you hear about


Did you hear about the woman who was married t...

Happily Addicted to the Web!


Happily Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune...

On-Line Too Long


You know you've been on-line too long when...
...

Top 10 signs to join email anonymous


10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroo...

Redneck computer term


Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvite...

Scottie (Star Trek)


Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....


NOW BEAM DOW...

Power Outage


A True Story....
A friend of mine worked for ...

Lucky in Love (and the virus)


Around the office, many people are declaring t...

Operating systems as beers


Mac Beer -- At first, came only a 16-oz. can, ...

Wanna Make $$$ Fast?


Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?Here's ...

Computer Pranks


1.) THE PRINTER SHREDDER: This simple device c...

Dear Help Desk


Dear Help Desk,


Last year I upgraded from B...

Help for Internet Addiction


Hello.
Yes, you. You, looking at this screen ...

Etch-A-Sketch


A little more clutter for your inbox...Q: My E...

AOL Addition Messages


1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do yo...

Technical Spec: Cross Over Cable Diagram


More and more people are having to make their ...

Printer profile


When a guy's printer type began to grow faint,...