How the Internet Began

Historical Interpetation on how the computer and the Internet
began.


An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a
stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader
by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by
the name of Dot."


And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of
leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.


And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel
far, from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade
without ever leaving thy tent?"


And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle
bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How,Dear?"


And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums
in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and
they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the
sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony
Stable (UPS)."


Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way
with the drums.


And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. A


Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without
ever moving from his tent. But this success did arouse envy.


A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum,
and was accused of insider trading.


And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the
greedy horse fly take to camel dung.


They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican
Siderites, or NERDS for short.


And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and
the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real
riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of
Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land.


And indeed did insist on making drums that would work only if
you bought Brother Gates' drumsticks.


And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being
taken over by others."


And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came
to be known eBay," he said, "we need a name that reflects what
we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner
Operators." "Whoopee!", said Abraham. "No, YAHOO!" said Dot Com.
. . and that is how it all began.