Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Save My Son!


Dear Mr. Johnson:Ann Landers wouldn't print th...

Abbott & Costello - Computers


ABBOTT: Fry's Electronics. Can I help you?


C...

Error Haikus


For those who don't know - Haiku = 17 syllable...

Types of computer viruses


Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and...

If Microsoft made cars...


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Timex ran Christmas...The holiday would be ...

Top Ten (Almost) Actual E-mail Addresses


10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) eat...

Can't Argue With That Logic


A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and ...

Where am I?


A helicopter was flying around above Seattle y...

Billy's Letters


The following appeared in a computer magazine ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Apple ran Christmas...It would do everythin...

Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive Organ


:Top 10 Reasons Why E-Mail is Like a Male Repr...

Technical Stupidity Sightings


Sighting #1: I was busy writing some computer ...

Naked


Type "I'd love to see you naked" in MS Word, t...

Redneck computer term


Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

Spell Checker


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my ...

PC Support


Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you g...

Operating System Airlines


If operating systems were airlines, what kind ...

Changing lite bulbs


Q: How many internet mail list subscribers doe...

Mailing list users changing light bulbs


Q: How many internet mail list subscribers doe...

Mac and Light bulbs


How many Macintosh users does it take to screw...

WARNING: New Virus Alert!


*** VIRUS ALERT ***


If you receive an email...

Caveman Tech Support


The tech support problem dates back to long be...

Talking Frog


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

computerese poem


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