Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Relationship Tech Support


Dear Technical Support:


I'm currently runnin...

Operating systems as beers


VMS Beer -- Requires minimal user interaction,...

Computer lingo guide


Mainframe - The part of the house that holds u...

Redneck computer term


Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in...

Clothes Off


Type "I'll take my clothes off" in MS Word, th...

Girlfriend Upgrades


Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3...

Alternative Lyrics : Something


Something


Something in the way it fails,
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Top 10 Actual Email Addresses


Many colleges and business's tend to strip the...

Jurassic Park


What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck

Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.


ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!


1. A friend sto...

a lawler and a women


One day a lawyer and a girl were flying on a a...

Pinocchio Kidnapped!


Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinde...

Types of computer viruses


Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify becaus...

Too much of the 90's!


Signs you've had too much of the 90's!


You t...

Interview with a Pirate!


The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by ...

Smart Woman!


Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He book...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Cray ran Christmas...The holiday season wou...

Tech Support Fun


A woman called the Canon help desk with a prob...

Martha


What kind of music does Martha Stewart listen ...

Who's backward?


What happens when you play Country music recor...

Grocery bag and MJ


What is the difference between Michael Jackson...

Signs Your Co-Worker is a Computer Hacker


Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,0...

If this company ran Christmas...


If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...The or...

If this company ran Christmas...


If DEC ran Christmas...We used to have Christm...