Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Microsoft support


A Microsoft support man goes to a firing range...

Too much of the 90's!


Signs you've had too much of the 90's!


You ...

Airlines running operating systems


Here is a basic descriptions of what may happe...

Computer Literacy


So you think you're computer-illiterate ?


1...

Pentium 586


Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? ...

Run/Dos/Run


C:run
C:rundos
C:rundosrun

Get off the computer


You've been on a computer to long when you:


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The Hi-Tech Watch


A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for ...

Computer Virus List 3


X-files virus:
All your Icons start shape shi...

Technological Doctor


One day, a man complained to his friend, "My e...

Computer lingo guide


Ram - The hydraulic machine that makes the woo...

Types of computer viruses


Gallup virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infecte...

Movie Ratings Explained


G: Nobody gets the girl.


PG: The Good Guy Ge...

Help me...I'm hooked!


Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?
F...

Web addict


1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning ...

The Fruits of Technology - 1


An Orange has more power than your new Macinto...

Power of the Internet


Q: How many internet mail list subscribers doe...

Y0K Bug (The switch from BC to AD)


Translated from latin scroll dated 2BCDear Cas...

Win2K/Y2K


Microsoft recently announced that the upcoming...

A Commandment for C Programmers


2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for...

Microsofties


Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take t...

10 signs You are an Internet Geek


10. When filling out your driver's license app...

An IBM acronym


IBM: It's Backwards, Man

New Win98 Error Codes


The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Code...

I Just Knew I Was In Big Trouble At Work When..


...the new policy on sexual harassment include...