Christmas jokes needed
I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff ...
Christmas Jokes
Poor kid
I went up to a child and asked him "what is the...
I need farmer jokes
I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and t...
It's Christmas time at the Pearly Gates..
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by...
The double meaning of Christmas!
I bought a new 6 foot, artificial, LED Christma...
What do ducks do at Christmas time?
They Duckerate cookies.
...lol...
Santa Clause is Coming
So there are speakers in the bathrooms at my of...
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.
Oh, Floyd!
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''
''Yes, w...
What is Obama's least favorite Christmas Carol?
Let It Snowden.
Somewhere off Gilligan's Island...
On a Christmas cruise on a luxury ocean liner i...
Just in time for the holidays
A guy goes back to his home town for Christmas,...
I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only...
...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to e...
What's the best thing about being a meth addict?
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Jewish house on Christmas
You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if t...
A Christmas Joke (...maybe a LITTLE early)
The guy was in the store buying a fake Christma...
Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A nerdy sysadmin joke for today
Why do programmers think Halloween's the same a...
Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?
Because they can't find three wise men and a vi...
Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)
I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this ...
A man dies and gets to the pearly gates
At the pearly gates he is greeted by St. Peter ...
A man goes to China for a business trip November...
... And the hotel that he stays at is rather cl...
Time to pun-ish you all!
A rope walked into a bar. The bartender looked ...
THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...