What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells
Christmas Jokes
I hate myself a little for this...
What did the boy with no hands get for Christma...
Warm Milk
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...
Mall Santa
A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for ...
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
A small church became infested with rabbits...
A small church became infested with rabbits. Pe...
My 89 year old Grandpa told me this one tonight... An elderly man bought his wife a Christmas present
An elderly man was trying to figure out what to...
"Santa Claus"
A girl is sitting at the edge of a tall buildin...
Really stupid math joke
What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Ch...
My neighbor
My aboriginal neighbour was telling me he got h...
What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it y...
Some funny pick up lines
Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in you...
Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas?
Me neither. He couldn't open his presents.
What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?
Presence.
Someone call for a religious joke
A Daoist monk, a Father, and a Priest talking a...
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough.
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New ...
One beautiful December evening Pepito and his girlfriend Pepita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
One beautiful December evening Pepito and his g...
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator.
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-...
Mitt Romney is so rich, he has someone to stir up his fruit on the bottom.
Mitt Romney is so rich, he has someone to stir ...
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying.
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipper...
It's out!
It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...