A joke about squirrels.
There were three churches in my town that were ...
Christmas Jokes
i was singing a christmas song
I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced m...
My friend got me a sweater for Christmas...
I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, ...
What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
The Legend of Toxic Chemical Smoothie
Sit right down and I’ll share the tale
Of how ...
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday
I still love Easter, Baby.
What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common?
They're both a pan o' Tony.
I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas...
I'm not sure what to make of it.
Christmas Angel
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the traine...
my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas
my so-so grandmother got me socks
This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife
I thought it was a great trade.
Cheer me up for Christmas
can you guys tell me jokes to cheer me up? i'm ...
Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
I a...
I got two front teeth for Christmas!
I have no idea who they belong to.
Why some put angels as Christmas tree toppers.
One year, Santa procrastinated too much and had...
Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?
He got coal for Christmas.
An orphan had a rough year...
He had been adopted three times. The first fami...
What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?
I need some for tonight.
What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?
We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.
A Christmas joke
A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas.
B...
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, your body rejected the t...
Family xmas problem solved
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New...