Santa Clause is Coming

So there are speakers in the bathrooms at my office, and they have been playing Christmas songs all month.

I'm not a big fan of this.

It's not that I don't like Christmas songs, it's just.. I'd rather not hear about how Santa is always watching me while I'm trying to rub one out during lunch.

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