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Christmas Jokes
How does a jew celebrate Christmas ?
He installs a parking meter on the roof
Things South Africans Do…
You’re working on your computer and you’re in t...
What's the best thing about having insomnia?
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Did you know that Christmas will fall on star wars day this year!?
Guess whos coming to town?
My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."
I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
So Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are locked in their final showdown...
...light sabers are flashing, the balance is de...
A Skywalker family christmas.
Cooh cuhh...
Luke...
cooh cuhh...
I know wha...
2 village idiots are walking...
...in the woods in December. They spend long ho...
Religion and squirrels
There were four churches and a synagogue in a s...
CHRISTMAS BONUS
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kis...
what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas?
what did the boy with no arms an no legs get fo...
What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?
A Headphone
What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?
new gloves for the cold days
what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas?
it was the most violent book he had ever read
Some musician related jokes
Why can't a clarinet player keep a girlfriend? ...
What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Billy
Why did Billy fall from the swing?
> Because ...
A couple walked home on Christmas Eve in Soviet Russia when the weather turned bad
The wife said, "it's snowing!"
"No dear, it's ...
What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got....
Dead baby joke
What's the difference between a dead baby and m...
Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas?
He said it was the best book he's ever read
I asked the guy in the Santa suit why he was following me around.
He said he was Christmas stalking.