Three guys die and go to the pearly gates....
So St. Peter says in light of it being Christma...
Christmas Jokes
Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Man is the best co...
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tr...
Who doesn't enjoy Christmas caroling?
Deaf people.
What did the Jewish lady with Alzheimer's ask her husband?
Why doesn't our daughter ever come home for Chr...
It's 364 days until Christmas
And people already have their lights up!
What is Father Christmas's tax status?
What is Father Christmas's tax status?
Elf-em...
After Christmas
My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Chr...
Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?
Because there is no Turkey
How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?
He was de-lighted.
Yo momma so fat...
I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's...
Christmas gift for my mother-in-law.
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a c...
When christmas rolls around...
Its the thyme of the seasoning.
Christmas Chimney Congestion
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He on...
Yo mama so fat ...
... last christmas I took a picture of her. It'...
Santa Clause for Halloween.
Axe Murderer for Christmas.
Socialism and racism explained.
A black kid asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Soci...
The Lama Joke
There was a farmer, called Billy.
Billy was a s...
Christmas Decoration
A couple of days before Christmas, a business m...
What does a drug addict and a child have in common?
They both want tablets for Christmas.
What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?
Very hungry.