You’re working on your computer and you’re in the habit of clicking ‘SAVE’ very often, in case of load shedding
You speed up for an orange robot, not traffic light
You check the robots before you go when they turn green in case a taxi is still going through red
Travelling at 120 km/h, you’re the slowest vehicle on the freeway
The first thing you do when you get in your car is lock the doors
You produce a R100 note instead of your driver’s licence when stopped by a traffic officer
You flash your brights at oncoming traffic to warn them about a speed cop trapping in the bushes
You prefer private transport to public transport, because taking a taxi means sharing a lift with 40 people
You love the fact that we have 11 official languages, even though you can only speak one or two of them
You can sing your national anthem in four languages and you have no idea what it means in any of them
Some of your fellow citizens have the most festive names, such as Blessing, Christmas, Innocence, Precious, Gift, Patience, Pretty
You don’t say ‘yes’, you say ‘ja’ or ‘yebo’
You always say ‘ja no definitely’
You put ‘man’ at the end of every sentence
You SMS your chommie, not text (well now you WhatsApp)
You’ve had at least one thing stolen from you
You love how Zapiro always gets it right
You have an opinion about the Oscar Pistorius case
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