what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet
Christmas Jokes
What did the blind kid get for Christmas?
swimming goggles
Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?
Because he was on the nautilust.
How is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit get...
I took a picture of your mom last christmas
And its still printing.
What did the feta cheese say when it saw a parmesan for the first time?
No whey!
>I thought up this awful joke (of th...
Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side.
only three more sleeps until christmas.
A woman visits a tattoo parlor...
A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a n...
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
A family.
CRUEL JOKE
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy...
Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !!
Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AI...
I suffer from Insomnia
On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Chr...
I got a sweater for Christmas...
...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a s...
Plastic parrots
A father is talking to his three year old son t...
This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out.
So you can have clothes and something to play w...
What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?
A Krismas goose.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are on an epic fight...
Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke c...
Do you like Christmas?
Then why don't you merry it?
I'm developing a new Christmas movie...
We're in the primal stages and at the moment we...